Turdcules Toilet Elixir


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Toilet Elixirs that have enough poo-prietary potency to cover up the foulest of smells, with scents that men will actually use.

LogSplitter - Smells like cedarwood, leather and amberwood moss

Sasquat - Smells like Woodland Berries & a cacophony of Evergreen Trees

Pooseidon - Smells like teakwood, coconuts and Caribbean rum

Turdally Awesome - Smells like satsuma, mint and a hint of cayenne pepper

Somethin' Brewing - Smells like coffee beans, Cuban cigar leaves and cherry pipe tobacco

Tennessee Hangover - Smells like campfires and smooth whiskey

Turdpedo - Smells like grapefruit, lime, motor oil and explosions