Forget flowers—this Valentine’s, give the gift that really delivers: a full-size, fully decked-out Perfect Man in milk chocolate form. Each 3.5oz choco-hunk comes strutting in his festive Valentine’s gear, heart-print shorts included, ready to charm, delight, and maybe even spark a little envy among your other gifts.

This is basically the candy equivalent of a romantic comedy hero—handsome, reliable, and zero emotional baggage. Smooth, creamy, and completely snackable, each Perfect Man is large enough to make an impression, but small enough that no one judges if someone eats him solo in one sitting.